Instance | Anomalous property |
SCP-092-028 | Listeners experience quintuple vision for all moving objects. |
SCP-092-041 | Listeners' bodies exude pentagonal crystals of elemental boron (chemical element #5). Crystals cease materializing upon conclusion of CD, but do not dematerialize; listeners succumb to acute boron poisoning within 24 hours. |
SCP-092-042 | Listeners' bodies exude pentagonal ingots of elemental manganese (chemical element #25, or 5^2). Ingots cease materializing upon conclusion of CD, but do not dematerialize. |
SCP-092-043 | Listeners' bodies exude pentagonal nodules of elemental cesium (chemical element #55). All listeners killed by cesium burns within eight minutes. |
SCP-092-079 | Listeners become physiologically five years old. |
SCP-092-080 | Listeners become physiologically five months old. |
SCP-092-081 | Listeners become physiologically five weeks old. |
SCP-092-082 | Listeners become physiologically five days old. |
SCP-092-126 | Listeners experience unbearably painful facial spasms characterized by constant chewing and biting motions — symptoms of trigeminal neuralgia, caused by inflammation of the fifth cranial nerve; during initial test, all listeners batter themselves into unconsciousness against walls of testing chamber in attempts to escape the pain. |
SCP-092-175 | Listeners' bodies are "pentasected" radially, producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile. |
SCP-092-176 | Listeners' bodies are "pentasected" laterally, producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile. |
SCP-092-177 | Listeners' bodies are "pentasected" longitudinally, producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile. |
SCP-092-178 | Listeners' bodies are "pentasected" axially, producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile. |
SCP-092-200 | Listeners are teleported to a site on the su***ce of Himalia, fifth-most-massive moon of Jupiter (fifth planet from the Sun). Listeners are returned upon conclusion of CD, but succumb to the combined effects of hypothermia, hypoxia, and radiation poisoning within 3 hours.1 |
SCP-092-256 | Listeners are converted into two-dimensional forms. |
SCP-092-271 | Listeners spontaneously lose 5 teeth each; teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD. |
SCP-092-272 | Listeners spontaneously lose all but 5 teeth each; teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD. |
SCP-092-273 | Listeners spontaneously lose 5 fingernails each; fingernails do not regrow after conclusion of CD. |
SCP-092-274 | Listeners spontaneously lose 5 toenails each; toenails do not regrow after conclusion of CD. |
SCP-092-285 | Listeners sneeze five times per minute for the duration of the CD. |
SCP-092-286 | Listeners belch five times per minute for the duration of the CD. |
SCP-092-287 | Listeners hiccup five times per minute for the duration of the CD. |
SCP-092-288 | Listeners cough five times per minute for the duration of the CD. |
SCP-092-315 | Listeners find themselves within the 2010 Lars von Trier film Dimension,2 where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters. SinceDimension is only 27 minutes in duration, the events within the film repeat 2.74 times. |
SCP-092-316 | Listeners find themselves within the 1993 Eastenders/Doctor Who crossover "Dimensions in Time", where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters. Since the two parts of "Dimensions in Time" are only 13 minutes in total duration, the events within the episodes repeat 5.69 times. |
SCP-092-317 | Listeners find themselves within the 1963 Italian film Amore in Quattro Dimensioni, where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters. |
SCP-092-397 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of Alan Shepard, the fifth man to walk on the Moon. |
SCP-092-399 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of James Monroe, the fifth President of the United States. |
SCP-092-400 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of Mackenzie Bowell, the fifth Prime Minister of Canada. |
SCP-092-401 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of Edward Seaga, the fifth Prime Minister of Jamaica. |
SCP-092-402 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of Charan Singh, the fifth Prime Minister of India. |
SCP-092-403 | Listeners experience random moments in the life of Helen Hayes, the fifth winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress |
SCP-092-466 | Listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of The 5th Dimension, as they were at the time of the group's establishment in 1966. |
SCP-092-467 | Listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of The 5th Dimension, as they were at the time of the original group's dissolution in 1975. |
SCP-092-468 | Listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of The 5th Dimension, as they were at the time of the original group's reunion in 1990. |
SCP-092-469 | Listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of The 5th Dimension, as they are today. Listeners who transform into Ron Townson (1933 - 2001) resume their original forms after conclusion of CD, but do not resurrect |
Transcript of statement made by SCP-092-B upon arrival at Site 19
Guard: Sir, this is private property, you can't —
SCP-092-B: This is a secret Foundation site, right?
Guard — you can't come in here, sir, I —
SCP-092-B: You're the SCP Foundation, and I'm a failure.
Guard: … what was that, sir?
SCP-092-B: You're the SCP Foundation, and I'm a failure. I think I'm clever, but I'm not. I'm a stupid boring nekulturny hack who thinks that money and cheap puns can take the place of talent and inspiration. I'm tasteless. I'm dull. I'm incompetent, I have no sense of style, and the only reason I'm not an art criminal is that nothing I've ever made is even close to being art. You can secure me, and you can contain me, but no one can protect me. Please take me and my anomalous garbage into custody.
(At this point, guards summoned backup. SCP-092-B repeated this statement verbatim until he was taken into custody.)
Excerpt from transcript of SCP-092-B interrogation session #2
Interviewer:Yes, we understand about "five-ness", thank you, that's been most helpful, but we were also wondering what you could tell us about how you made these.
SCP-092-B: I just wanted to be cool, you know? I really did. I thought… well, I had my inheritance, and my collection, and there was the estate, and the abandoned museum, and so much of the stuff went together, and it wasn't that tough, and… look, my ideas were better than yours! They were! I know they were! No! They're not! Nobody's impressed by stupid facile wordplay. It's not even good wordplay, it's kindergarten-level paronomasia, oh look FIVE DIMENSIONS WHAT OTHER THINGS CAN YOU THINK OF THAT COME IN FIVES, I'm worthless. I'm worthless.
Interviewer: Better than my ideas?
SCP-092-B: There's no deeper meaning to what I did, it's all just superficial Potemkin-village crap pumping imitation SHIT into the river of human achievement. It's Stein's ***ing Oakland, and I don't even ***ING understand those ***ING allusions. I'm an uninspired wannabe, I'm boring, I'm a useless hack with NO ***ING IMAGINATION. I've wasted and ruined miracles, I've squandered so much raw material that better people could have done so much with… I just… I'm not cool. I never will be. I'm really sorry about the mess. These aren't my arms.
(At this point, SCP-092-B seized his own head with both hands and ripped it off his neck, killing himself instantly.)
. Requests have been made to use SCP-092-200 to send exploration teams equipped with environment suits to Himalia; approval is pending.
. Although SCP-092 was taken into Foundation custody in ████, von Trier began production on Dimension in the 1980s, with the intention of continuing for 30 years.