SCP-600：That guy/那家伙

项目编号：SCP-600

项目等级：Safe


特殊收容措施：SCP-600被收容于Site-17的一个E级收容间内，尺寸为15m x 15m x 3m，由两个安保摄像头全天候对其进行监控，房间装有一个带有双层玻璃窗的标准金属制强化门。在出入收容间时，不需要采取特殊措施，只需提醒进出者SCP-600可能尝试着跟随研究者离开收容，而一段简单的批评以及要求其返回收容的指令已经被证明足以终止这种行为。


描述：SCP-600是一个人形个体，有约1.7米高，其体型和体重符合这一高度的成年男性的平均水平，项目看起来是毫无特色的，缺乏面部特征，没有外耳、指甲、毛发、生殖器或肛门。全身的扫描显示SCP-600不具有任何物种的内部结构，而是由一种未知的，密度一致且与人类肌肉组织相近的材料构成。项目并不摄食、呼吸或排泄，它的年龄无法确定。

SCP-600能以心灵感应的方式影响所有看见它的人类，使得自身获得他们的外貌特征。这种效应只能改变受影响者的视觉感知，SCP-600的实际形态仍然能被相机、传感器和触觉所感知。被观测到的SCP-600和受影响者间的相似是粗略而表观的，没有任何观察者认为这种相似在任何层面上显著或离奇。被项目所模仿的特征包括但不限于：发色、肤色、眼色、大致年龄、服饰风格和体格（这说明被SCP-600所模仿的服饰是纯粹的幻觉）。动物测试显示，非人的有机体似乎在物理触碰之前无法注意到项目。

当人类在场时，SCP-600会试图开始一段对话。它的传统桥段是有限的：他会讨论一些类似于天气或其它“小对话”的琐事，或企图在一些专业事项上对在场人士表示关切，就好像他也被雇佣了一样。这种讨论是肤浅的，充满了符合对象专业领域的行话，但大多是些显而易见的描述或陈词滥调。尝试进行更实质性讨论的企图被回避了，而SCP-600没能在任何领域展现出深层次的知识。当无人在场时，SCP-600是惰性的，常保持单一姿势长达数小时甚至几天而对外界刺激毫无反应。

项目总体上是合作的，但在和被指派的研究者对话时，展现出了一种不稳定的，从第三人称角度描述自己的倾向，经常使用“个体SCP-600”的字眼（请看Interview Log 600-E作为这种行为的案例）。它曾要求研究员把它称作“George”，但在遭到拒绝时并不沮丧。


Interview 600-E：
研究员████████: 早安，SCP-600。我们今天要做一些有关你的记忆力的测试。
SCP-600: 你好啊████。没必要这么正式，我说过了，叫我George就好。
研究员: 我不觉得那很合适。
SCP-600: 咳，████，总是个教科书般的专家啊。嘛……大伙儿怎么样了？██████想必变得相当大了呢，现在。
研究员: 我不打算和你讨论那个。现在，能请你看一下这张纸上的四张图片……
SCP-600: 噢，那真酷。让咱来谈点正事吧。说吧，你对个体SCP-600是怎么想的。他想当然是个古怪的家伙——不是那种我们都见过的古怪，哈哈。个人来说，我觉得这个收容措施有一点不严……
研究员: 请把注意力集中到实验上。现在，第一张……
SCP-600: 你觉得他的能力是模因的吗？████博士的团队没在调查它吗？
研究员: 如果你不能关注现在的问题的话，我就得被迫终止这次实验了。
SCP-600: 啊，抱歉。这真是一个奇妙的个体。你下班后打算来杯啤酒吗？我有些理论想和你好好聊聊，我怀疑[删除]正因为什么原因没法脱身……

研究员: 实验终止。

新人第一次翻译，附原文以校对。

Item #: SCP-600
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-600 is contained in a Class-E suite in Site 17, dimensions 15m x 15m x 3m. Two (2) security cameras monitor the subject at all times. A standard steel door with a reinforced double-paned window secures the suite. No special procedures are required for entering or exiting the suite, with the caveat that SCP-600 may attempt to follow researchers out of containment. A simple reprimand and order to return to containment has proved sufficient to curtail this behavior.
Description: SCP-600 is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.7 meters tall, with a build approximating an adult human male of average weight for its height. The subject is generally featureless, lacking facial features, external ears, nails, body hair, genitalia, and anus. Full-body scans have shown SCP-600 to have no internal structures of any kind, instead being formed from an unknown material of uniform density close to that of human muscle tissue. It neither ingests, respirates, nor excretes. The subject's age has not been determined.
SCP-600 telepathically affects all humans who view it, causing it to take on their superficial personal characteristics. This effect only alters the visual perception of affected persons; SCP-600's actual form can still be detected by cameras, sensors, and touch. The perceived resemblance between SCP-600 and an affected viewer is general and superficial; no viewers have found it to be notable or uncanny in any way. Characteristics imitated by the subject include, but are not limited to, hair color, skin color, eye color, approximate age, clothing style, and general physique. (Note that clothing imitated by SCP-600 is entirely illusory.) Animal tests reveal that non-human organisms appear not to perceive the subject unless they physically collide with it.
When humans are present, SCP-600 will attempt to engage in conversation. Its conversational repertoire is limited; it will discuss trivialities such as weather and other "small talk", or attempt to commiserate with those present about professional matters as if it were similarly employed. Such discussions are superficial, filled with jargon appropriate to the person's area of expertise but consist largely of obvious statements and platitudes. Attempts at more substantial discussion are deflected, and SCP-600 displays no deep domain knowledge of any field of employment. When not in the presence of humans, SCP-600 is generally inactive, standing in a single pose for hours or even days at a time without any apparent reaction to outside stimulus.
The subject is generally cooperative, but displays an unsettling tendency to refer to itself in the third person when speaking to researchers assigned to it, frequently referring to "the SCP-600 case". (See attached Interview Log 600-E for an example of this behavior.) It has requested that researchers refer to it as "George," but is not upset by refusal to do so.
Interview 600-E

Researcher ████████: Good morning, SCP-600. Today we are going to be performing some tests of your recall abilities.
SCP-600: Hey, ████. No need to be so formal. I told you before, just call me George.
Researcher: I don't think that would be appropriate.
SCP-600: Ah ████, always the consummate professional. Anyway, how are the kids doing? ██████ must be getting pretty big, now.
Researcher: I am not going discuss that with you. Now, if you would please look at the four images on this page…
SCP-600: Oh, that's cool. Let's get down to business. Say, what are your thoughts on the SCP-600 case? He's certainly an odd one - not that we haven't seen our share of odd ones, ha ha. Personally, I think the containment procedures are a little lax…
Researcher: Please try to focus on the exercise. Now, in the first picture…
SCP-600: Do you think his ability is memetic? Wasn't Dr. ████'s team looking into that?
Researcher: If you are unable to focus on the matter at hand, I will be forced to discontinue this exercise.
SCP-600: Oh, sorry. It's just such a fascinating case. Do you want to get a beer after work? I have some theories I'd like to bounce off of you. I have a suspicion that [REDACTED] is tied up in this somehow…
Researcher: This exercise is over.

话说讨论区里面有人问它遇到女士的时候会不会有欧派 。

嗯，我翻译的那个600被删掉了以后终于有人接手新的600了