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    第一篇奇怪的翻譯 SCP-800-J

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    第一篇奇怪的翻譯   SCP-800-J Empty 第一篇奇怪的翻譯 SCP-800-J

    帖子 由 君莫問愁 周一 二月 22, 2016 9:24 pm

    項目編號:SCP-800-J

    對象等級:Euclid

    特殊收容措施:由於SCP-800-J被發現出現了新的變種,它即將被隔離,同時接觸過SCP-800-J的所有球員將被施以F級記憶刪除。在此之後的治療,他們會被訓練該如何正確地玩橄欖球。

    描述:在SCP-800-J指定的一個令人不敢想像數量的橄欖球運動聯賽中,所有的球員,裁判,球員,觀眾和巡邊員都無法辨別玩橄欖球的正確方法。在某些方面,所有玩過的遊戲幾乎和橄欖球沒有相似之處。
    SCP-800-J由高級研究員柯林斯發現於2011年9月18日,在錯誤地翻轉到收錄了“大全美體育網”的其他頻道後發現內含橄欖球的奇怪變種。在從他的有線電視提供商中收到不足的解釋後,柯林斯宣布它是一種反常現象,呼喚了Site-77的全體人員來制定遏制程序。

    研究員記錄:我觀察到這些變異體幾乎沒有巧妙利用調節設備,而且可恥的是,它甚至很少在週日播放。

    附錄:變量觀察:

    觀察日期:18/9/2011

    觀察記錄第一次觀察到的實例。它發生在一個圓形的運動場,而且球員穿著令人震驚的細小防護。球似乎比橄欖球要小的多,它是白色的,推斷可能是由羊皮或得到白化病的豬皮做成。達陣需要在基地繞圈來完成。自稱是美國的“全民娛樂”已經被確鑿證明是不真實的可能。

    觀察日期:10/22/2011

    觀察記錄:這種變異似乎是在冰上遊玩,並且在任何時候球員們從來沒有控球。球本身已被燒成一個堅硬的圓圈,可能是用燒焦了的培根做成,這在理論上能因為低溫下而保持在一起。碼數攻入並並損失得十分快,完全不考慮碼數的起伏。

    觀察日期:11/16/2011

    觀察記錄:遊戲發生在兩個球員之間,他們穿著大量的襯墊和焊接的長劍。一直決鬥直到一個玩家擒住并摔倒對方與對方的劍來拿下一個觸地得分。在研究員柯林斯报告中記錄着“很酷”的評語。


    觀察日期:03/23/2012


    觀察記錄:沒有球存在。球員似乎把自己扔往場上的門柱和另外一個折斷了一部分的門柱。可能開發於一個在世界末日後所有的橄欖球已經被破壞了的平行時空,因此球員必須使用自己的身體。

    觀察日期:15/4/2012

    觀察記錄:這個遊戲的玩法完全依靠雙腳。它和橄欖球並沒有任何相似之處。建議所有玩家降到D級人員,因為他們那不可信的性質而不斷被訓練去進行真正的運動。

    觀察日期:3/10/2012

    觀察記錄:變異發生在兩個球員之間,他們在封閉的體育場中站在另一面的領獎台上。
    巡邊員決定兩個球員的問題,他們在以一個論壇的方式回答問題來獲得碼數。達陣似乎是抽象地通過掌聲來獲得。

    觀察日期:22/11/2012

    觀察記錄:這種橄欖球的反常版本似乎是...一個人自己玩的。誰是一匹馬。所有的玩法當中似乎包括達陣後的舞蹈。在跳舞過程中,它看上去似乎不關於馬向下移動了多少碼數,並且在廣泛的觀察中沒有檢測到任何的起伏。達陣的比率已經達到了一個新的低點。


    英文
    Item #: SCP-800-J

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: As new variants of SCP-800-J are discovered, they are to be isolated and all players issued Class-F amnestics. Following this treatment, they are to be trained on how to properly play football.

    Description: SCP-800-J designates a troubling number of Football sporting leagues in which all players, officials, spectators, and linesmen are unable to discern the proper methods of playing the game. In some respects, the game eventually played has almost no resemblance to football.

    SCP-800-J was discovered on 09/18/2011, by Senior Researcher Collins, after erroneously flipping to the other channels included in his 'Big All-American Sporting Network' and finding that the package contained odd variants of football. After receiving inadequate explanation from his cable provider, Collins declared it to be an anomaly and called Site-77 personnel to enact containment procedures.

    Researcher's note: I have observed that almost none of these variants are played with regulation equipment, and scandalously, even fewer are played on Sunday.

    Addendum: Variants observed:

    Observation Date:

    Observation Notes:

    Observation Date: 09/18/2011

    Observation Notes: First observed instance. Takes place in a rotund playing field, with players wearing shockingly little protection. Ball appears to be much smaller, and white, possibly composed of sheepskin or albino pigs. Touchdowns achieved by circling bases. Claims to be America's 'national pastime' have been conclusively proven to be possibly untrue.

    Observation Date: 10/22/2011

    Observation Notes: This variant appeared to be played on ice, and at no point did the players actually have possession of the ball. Ball itself had been burned into a hard circle, possibly made of charred bacon, which was theorized to be held together by the low temperatures. Yardage was gained and lost very quickly, with no regard to downs. Goal celebrations were dis-pleasurably noted to be very over the top.

    Observation Date: 11/16/2011

    Observation Notes: Played between two players, both wearing extensive padding, and wielding swords. Dueled until one player scored an apparent touchdown by tackling the other player with their sword. Noted to be "pretty cool" by Researcher Collins.

    Observation Date: 03/23/2012

    Observation Notes: No balls are present. Players appear to throw themselves over the field goal posts, with a broken portion of another field goal post. Possibly developed in a post-apocalyptic reality where all footballs have been destroyed, so players must use themselves.

    Observation Date: 4/15/2012

    Observation Notes: Game was played exclusively with feet. No resemblance to football whatsoever. Recommending demotion of all players to D-Class, due to the dubious nature of them ever being trained to play a real sport.

    Observation Date: 10/3/2012

    Observation Notes: Variant takes place between two players, who stand on opposite podiums in an enclosed stadium. Linesmen dictate questions to the players, who gain yardage by answering them in a forum-fashion. Touchdowns appear to be obtained abstractly through applause.

    Observation date: 11/22/2012

    Observation notes: This anomalous edition of football appears to be… played with one player. Who is a horse. All play appeared to consist of post-touchdown dancing. During play, it does not appear to matter how many yards the horse moves down, and during extensive review of play no downs have been detected. Touchdown ratios have reached a new low.



    第一次翻譯的說,翻譯完連自己也不懂SCP-800-J是甚麼奇怪的東西 姆Q 
    總覺得文章怪怪的.我說的可不是只指翻譯,英文的好像也怪怪的......
    Noted to be "pretty cool" by Researcher Collins.中Noted to be "pretty cool"我真他喵的想了很久....
    Goal celebrations were dis-pleasurably noted to be very over the top甚麼的完全翻譯不出來......... Rolling Eyes noted to be very over the top甚麼的完全不理解........  Rolling Eyes
    求大神,待校正,待修改 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见吐嘈隨便,指教隨便,有奇怪的地方隨便指出 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见 喜闻乐见

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