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Item #: SCP-173-J
项目编号：SCP-173-J
Object Class: Euclid12
项目等级：Euclid12
Special Containment Procedures:
特殊收容措施：
Item SCP-173-J is to be given a container to act as a central living area. As SCP-173-J
项目SCP-173-J被给予一个容器作为主要生活区域.当SCP-173-J
is basically harmless, is to be permitted to move freely about Facility17. The Site
是没有显出没有危害时,他被允许在第17号设施自由移动.
Director foresees no adverse consequences from this policy.
该site的主管跟据相关规定预知无有不良的后果
UPDATE: Following disasterous(disastrous) unforeseen consequences, new
更新:由于一次灾难性的突发性事件,新的
containment procedures are in development. See Incident Log 8/17/92.
收容措施将会更新.请参阅事件编号8/17/92
Description: Contained in Facility17 19923. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is
描述：在1992年收容在第17号设施,它的诞生没法得知
constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint, as well
它是由混凝土和钢筋组成,并有少量的Krylon牌喷漆,其脸部
as what appears to be state-fair-grade water-based face paint in a "cat face" pattern.
是”脸猫”花样的水性面部绘彩
SCP-173-J is animate and extremely playful. The object cannot move while within a
SCP-173-J是生命,而且极度爱玩耍的.该对象不能在被注视时移动
direct line of sight. Object is reported to initiate interaction by standing uncomfortably
对象被报告它以不舒服的站立方式去接近其它对象然开始与其的互动
close to subjects. Some personnel have reported low, asthmatic-sounding sniffling
有些实验人员报告听到低沉,气喘般的吸气声
noises; these are presumed to be imaginary, or memetic(mimetic), or something.
这声都会被当作是想象,或是拟态,或是其它东西发出的声音.
SCP-173-J's primary motive seems to be seeking attention; for example, if SCP-173-J
SCP-173-J的主要动机看似是想吸引注意;例如,当SCP-173-J
encounters a researcher working on a computer or reading a document, and the
遇到一个研究员在计算机前工作或是阅读文档时,而且
researcher blinks, the sculpture will stand on the object in an attempt to gain the
该名研究员眨了眼.此雕像就会靠近对象,尝试得到该名研究员的注意.
researcher's focus. If SCP-173-J is in a room possessing a window, it will sometimes
如果SCP-173-J是在一间有窗户的房间,它就会
take hold of a researcher's head and move it to face the window. This has been
捉住该名研究员的头和移向窗户,面向窗口.
construed as SCP-173-J earnestly requesting to play outside. The established
这可以理解为SCP-173-J诚恳地请求去户外玩耍.
procedure for handling these situations is to pat SCP-173-J in a friendly manner and
跟据现有处理这种状况的程序是友好地拍一拍SCP-173-J然后大叫
say "Run along now, you little scamp."
“向前跑吧,你这个顽皮的小家伙”
Note that SCP-173-J’s action occurs too quickly for subjects to respond; when at full
要注意的是SCP-173-J以极快的动作去响应对象;当它在最快的速度移动时
speed, the object is capable of completing three (3) shenanigans per second.
该对象有能力在每秒钟完成三个恶作剧.
On 7/20/92, SCP-173-J appeared wearing a sombrero. The object entered a "fiesta
在7/20/92,发现SCP-173-J戴着墨西哥帽.该对象进入了”fiesta state”
state" in which, according to audio analysis, it produced and rapidly shook a pair of
跟据影像分析, 当它制造和很快摇动他的响板
castanets while running in unoccupied rooms or hallways. The origin of this
当它跑到一间空置的房间或玄关.关于此次要现象的起因是未知的
hat-based secondary phenomenon is unknown, but the Site Director determined that
是未知的,但该site的主管决定
confiscating it or investigating the event in any other way would be, to quote the
没收它身上的对象或以其它的方式调查此事,引用正式指引
official directive, "interfering with forces beyond our comprehension". Facility17 staff
“干扰的影响远超于我们的理解” 第17号设施的工作人员
have reported in official transcripts that this phenomenon was "loads of fun" and
己在官方的副本报告这个现象是”装载欢乐”和
"like Christmas, Cinco de Mayo, and Free Pretzel Day at the cafeteria put together".
“像是把圣诞,五月五日节5和免费椒盐脆饼日放在自助餐厅(cafeteria)一样”
Any staff who attempt to induce a "fiesta state" in SCP-173-J will be assigned to toilet owl duty.
任何职员意去引起SCP-173-J的fiesta state”将会分配到厕所当夜更
Personnel report the sound of scraping stone originating from within the container
员工回报收容容器有类似削去石头的声音
when no one else is present inside and the object is not under video surveillance.
在没有任何人在内和该对象没有在影像监视下
Freelance stone-scraping analysts have determined that SCP-173-J is practicing the
鉴定削去石头的声音的独立分析师己确定这是SCP-173-J在为其它人练习舞蹈
dance of its people. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior
.这被认为是正常的.任何行为的变化
should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
都应向当值的HMCL监督员回报
The thick, brown substance on the floor of SCP-173-J's dwelling is [DATA
在SCP-173-J收容所内的地板上出现的厚,棕色的物质是的[数据
EXPUNGED]-O brand chocolate pudding. Origin of this material is unknown. The
删除]-O牌的巧克力布丁.而其原料仍未知晓
substance poses no apparent danger, and is allowed to accumulate freely. UPDATE:
此物质没有造成危害,因此任其不断堆积,更新,
SEE INCIDENT LOG 8/14/92.
参阅事件日志8/14/92
Incident Log 8/14/92:
事件日志8/14/92
Assistant Researcher Bramwell was assigned to inspect SCP-173-J for physical
研究助理Bramwell被要求观察SCP-173-J的物理变化
changes. Researchers Murphy and Nichols spoke to him using a two-way handheld
研究员Murphy和Nichols告诉他用一个两用的手提式
communicator. The following is a transcript of the communication transmitted during the inspection.
发报机.下面是观察期间时的谈话记录
Bramwell: Guys? This floor is really… really slippery.
Bramwell: Murphy,这地真的…非常湿
Murphy: Man, I bet.
Murphy:对,我信
Nichols No surprise there, it’s all puddingy.
Nichols没有感到奇怪,这里全是布丁状的物体
Bramwell: No, I mean I don’t think I can even get over to the sculpture. This stuff is a few inches deep.
Bramwell:不,我指我认为我不能接近那个雕像,这些东西都有几寸厚
Nichols: You mean “a few centimeters deep”.
Nichols:你指”有几厘米厚”
Murphy: This is probably going on the record. At least try to be professional.
Murphy:这大概要还有很厚一层.至少让数据变得准确些
Bramwell: [EXPLETIVE]! [A collision is heard.] It’s in my eyes—Oh, [EXPLETIVE]!
Bramwell:[咒骂]![听到碰撞声]有些东西在我眼里-噢, [咒骂]!
Murphy: Didn’t you hear what he just said? Watch your language, Doctor.
Murphy:你有没有听到他说些甚么?注意你的言行,博士.
Bramwell: It's standing over me, just… just waiting, I think.
Bramwell:这东西在拖延我,只要…给我等,我想
Nichols: It sounds like he's up for a pudding wrassle [sic]. It's okay, I'm pretty sure you can take him.
Nichols:这听起来是他正和布丁搏斗.没有事的,我肯定你可以搞定他
Bramwell: Oh, god, I just blinked and he's leaning toward me— [A muffled scream can be heard.]
Bramwell:噢,我的天,我只是眨了眼,他就靠在我身上了-[听到低沉的尖叫声]
Nichols: Don't worry about language. It’ll probably just be taken out in the transcript.
Nichols:不要管那些话.这大概只是从副本里拿出来的
Bramwell: It’s on top of me! I can’t see, and it’s crushing my [unintelligible]
Bramwell:他就在我上面对我!看不到他,他正压碎我的[难以理解]
Murphy: It's just a pin, man, you can reverse it! Wait, they can do that?
Murphy:这很琐碎,,你可以彻底改掉它!等等,他们能做得到吗?
Nichols: Sure. It’s called redaction.
Nichols:当然,这是修订
Bramwell: I can't! He must weigh [gurgling cough] four hundred (400) pounds!
Bramwell:我不能!他一定有四百磅
Nichols: Nice clinical tone! You got this!
Nichols:很客观的语气!你得到了!
Murphy: Redaction, huh? [EXPLETIVE], that’s fantastic. [chuckles] I said [EXPLETIVE].
Murphy:校订吗? [咒骂],真是美妙.[咯咯笑]我说[咒骂]
Seriously, how have I not heard about this?
说真的,为甚么我从来没有听说过这个?
Nichols: They only just started doing it. It’s actually encouraged, since it apparently
Nichols:这才刚刚开始.这是被支持的,自从它把
makes the documentation more interesting and suspenseful if you leave out the
我们的文件显得更加有趣和紧张,如果没有那
scary or salacious bits.
恐怖或猥亵的部分
Bramwell: I'm losing consciousness!
Bramwell:我失去知觉
Murphy: Nichols, that’s really nice of them. There might be children reading this.
Murphy: Nichols,这真是棒啊.这可以让小孩读呀
Nichols: Sweep the leg!
Nichols:我被绊住了.
Incident Log 8/17/92:
事件日志8/14/92
Following the recovery of Assistant Researcher Bramwell’s body, it was determined
跟据研究助理Bramwell身体的恢复,己经决定
that the storage container required a thorough cleaning to facilitate access to its
贮存容器必须彻底清理使其容易进入其内部
resident. SCP-173-J was monitored carefully while high-pressure showers and a large
SCP-173-J必须要在它的容器安装高压洒水器和大型
drain grate were installed in the chamber. On 8/17, the following incident occurred.
排水设备时密切监控.在8/17有下列的事件发生
02:00:40: The showers in SCP-173-J’s chamber are activated. The pudding is scoured
from the floor.
02:00:40:在SCP-173-J容器内的洒水器已启动.布丁状的物体己清理
02:01:34: Researcher Murphy notes that the water-based face paint on SCP-173-J is
02:01:34: 研究员Murphy 记录SCP-173-J脸上的水性绘彩
also being washed away by the sprinklers.
也被洒水器洗掉了
02:05:18: The showers are turned off.
02:05:18: 洒水器己停止洒水
02:20:04: The video feed monitoring SCP-173-J deactivates and becomes
02:20:04:影像显示SCP-173-J撤离和变得
unresponsive. The interior of the chamber is silent.
迟钝.室内空寂无声
02:28:11: The HMCL supervisor is called.
02:28:11: HMCL监督员被传呼
02:31:46: The HMCL supervisor arrives, takes inventory of the situation, and shrugs.
02:31:46: HMCL监督员到达, 记录情况及耸肩
02:31:52: The HMCL supervisor is fired.
02:31:52: HMCL监督员被解雇了
02:33:07: Researchers Murphy and Nichols are assigned to investigate.
02:33:07: 研究员 Murphy和Nichols被要求进行调查
02:33:51: The two doctors enter the chamber. Researcher Nichols notes via two-way
02:33:51:两位研究员进入室内. 研究员Nichols记录通过双向
communicator that the floor near SCP-173-J appears to be tinged dark red. Dr.
发报机,发现靠近SCP-173-J的地面呈现出暗红色.
Nichols takes a sample of the coating and remarks with extreme surprise that it does
not taste like pudding at all.
研究员Nichols拿了一个皮毛样品和意识到这东西尝起来不像布丁
02:34:01: A song is heard faintly in the background.[url=javascript:;]4[/url] Researcher Murphy remarks: “I
02:34:01:背景出现微弱的歌剧.研究员Murphy评论:”我
think I have a text message.”
可能有短讯
02:34:12: Dr. Nichols groans audibly. Dr. Murphy is heard remarking that the sender
02:34:12: 研究员Nichols发出可听到的呻吟声. 研究员Murphy提出
is most likely Kelly, who was previously speculating about breaking up with her
传出的声音大有可能是Kelly,先前想着如何和她的男友Mark分手.
boyfriend Mark. Dr. Murphy indicates an imperative need to discover whether such a
研究员Murphy表明有必要去必须需要去知道是否有已制定的计划
procedure has been enacted, and if so, whether he can hit that on the rebound.
,如果有,他会被打击得心灰意冷
02:34:19: Dr. Nichols announces that he will maintain line of sight on SCP-173-J by
closing one eye at a time. [This never works.]
02:34:19: 在这刻, 研究员Nichols声称他将会用一只眼来维持对SCP-173-J的直视.[这没有用]
02:34:26: A snapping sound is heard in the audio feed.
02:34:26:在录音中听到一下拉断声
02:34:28: A second snapping sound is heard in the audio feed.
02:34:28: 在录音中听到另一下拉断声
[REMAINING LOG EXPUNGED]
[剩余部分己被删除]
Following this event, SCP-173-J’s containment procedures are scheduled to be
跟据这件事件, SCP-173-J的收容措施而完全修改
completely revised. The new procedures will stipulate that SCP-173-J be kept locked
新的收容措施将会规定SCP-173-J必须禁锢在
in his containment area, which will be cleaned by hand. Any implication that
他的收容区域,将会被人手清理.任何涉及
SCP-173-J's containment documents should be revised will be denied, as SCP-173-J
SCP-173-J的收容文檔的修改要求将会被否决, SCP-173-J
represents the classic roots of the Foundation which persist no matter which
代表着基金会的根源,坚信该文档并没有出错
direction the organization has taken in the meantime.
,它是组织在此时的方针
Before this revision was ordered, the Site Director requested that Foundation Senior
在要求修正之前,Site的主管请求基金会高级
Staff decommission SCP-173-J due to its new properties, as the staffers are, to quote
员工退役SCP-173-J由于它的新资产,而编辑也是,引用
the Director’s requisition letter, “awesome and dreamy and wacky”. However, the
主管的中请信,”酷,梦幻的,但是古怪的”.无论如何
request was denied; all Senior Staff were too busy chatting with, seducing, wielding,
他的请求已被否决;所有的高级职员因为太忙而很少和有价值的scp对象交谈,
playing practical jokes with, or riding to victory various SCP objects. The Site Director
引诱,使用,开一些经典玩笑和取得胜利.有关site主管
identified this setback as “disastrous to the safety and integrity of the Foundation,
同意这是”对基金会的安全和完整性的大灾难”的挫折
but exactly as hilarious as they think it is”.
但恰好他们认为是可笑的
Footnotes
脚注
1. Following Incident 8/17/92, SCP-173-J's object class may have to be revised.
跟据事件报告8/17/92, SCP-173-J的对象级别应该修改
2. On 8/21/92, the action to which footnote 1 referred was made unnecessary, as the
在8/21/92, 有关脚注1谈及的建议是不必要的.在该对象级别Euclid己被修改
object class Euclid has been altered, and no longer refers to items with cat faces.
不再用猫脸提及该物
3. Spaces were not added to containment site names until 1995.
至1995年,收容场所没有被加上site的名称
4. This is later determined to be an eight-second clip of “Rock You Like A Hurricane”
这是较晚被辨認出,这是The Scorpions的“Rock You Like A Hurricane”中的其中八秒
by The Scorpions.
5. Cinco de Mayo: 是一个墨西哥的地区性节日，庆祝活动主要集中在在普埃布拉州。在普埃布拉州五月五日节主要为纪念1862年五月五日，墨西哥军队击败法国殖民军，取得普埃布拉战役的胜利，因此也是墨西哥传统的爱国主义节日。此外，在美国，人们在五月五日节庆祝墨西哥传统和文化，有二十多个州会在这一天举办多达150场的庆祝活动，其隆重程度要远超墨西哥。
