【新人翻译求校对】SCP-2215 我看到了标志

项目编号：SCP-2215

项目分级：Safe

特殊收容措施：所有已收容的SCP-2215个体必须被存放在Site-82低风险收容区的一个保险储物箱内。

描述：SCP-2215是一套被安装在高度为1.5米的金属杆上，尺寸为900x1125毫米的雪松木制箭头标志的总称。SCP-2215的异常特性表现为：当在其附近提及已被一个叫做混沌分裂者的组织收容的异常时，SCP-2215个体将会在金属杆上转动并面向距离该异常物品最近的SCP-2215个体。此外，个体表面将会呈现出一条有关该异常物品的简短描述，但其对于异常物品的描述通常是语意不准确、文意隐晦、语法有误、荒谬或是完全错误的。如果没有任何符合该描述的异常位于SCP-2215个体附近，或未被（混沌分裂者）记录在目录中则SCP-2215的异常性质不会被激活——同样的结果也发生在异常被其它组织或个人收容的情况下。
    
SCP-2215在机动特遣队Psi-7（“家居装饰”）对一处疑似混沌分裂者的附属设施进行突袭时被回收。除SCP-2215外，特遣队Psi-7还回收了另外五件Safe等级的异常物品（包括SCP-████），并捕获了三名属于混沌分裂者的作业员，但这些作业员并没有任何针对突袭的反抗，且明显期待着基金会部队到达此处，其表现包括将异常项目装入他们所携带的便携式容器内。在随后的询问中，三位作业员均回答说：他们之所以会被基金会捕获，是因为这就是他们组织的目的。三人使用的说法精确地雷同，且一致认为这个目的是“引起注意”以及展示SCP-2215的用途。对混沌分裂者组织成员素质的急剧变化，以及上述说法的长期侦查行动正在进行中。

附录 SCP-2215-A-1:下表包含SCP-2215个体的描述中明显提到的，由混沌分裂者持有的项目。

混沌分裂者持有的项目	描述	记录
CI-42（“阿基米德的愚行”）	向左转，向左转，向左转，向左转。	CI-42是一种雾状模因药剂，会让人以为用透镜注视太阳就可以变身。
CI-78（“洞里蟾蜍”）	做事有失必有得，着手去做吧。	CI-78外观为一个橡皮蛙，其异常特性仅限于错误地用著名剧作家Samuel Beckeet的口吻写出演员Vincent Price的剧本。
CI-91（“钢铁的小腿”）	划，划，划着你的脚，缓缓的顺流而下，好糟糕，好糟糕，好糟糕，活力只是个梦。	CI-91表现为一个可自主移动且及其好斗的半透明钢制手臂以及一条明显具有肌肉的小腿。
CI-101（“英雄”）	汤罐制成的人可以做好任何他想做的事。	CI-101是一个由红色陶瓷碎片制成的可自我再生的无智慧人形个体，且从未表现出喝汤的需求。
CI-143（“棱柱愚人”）	我的爸爸是一棵树，妈妈是一片海，兄弟是一只跛脚的公鸡，那我是谁？	CI-143已于 ████被GOC员工破坏。
CI-156（“不一样的楼梯间”）	我告诉你有关楼梯间兄弟的事，我告诉你，你这家伙。	CI-156是一个与SCP-087相似的变体，在其内部找到的笔记试图让基金会相信这是一个粉丝仿造SCP-087制作出的作品。
CI-198（“世界的牢房”）	你已身在其中。	CI-198是混沌分裂者拥有的最强力的异常项目之一。是一间普通房间尺寸的，可永久性的关押任何生物、力量，或是嵌入抽象概念的金属牢房。更多的信息可查找Document-CI-198/C。
CI-213（“觊觎者之死”）	不要去看，不过他们确实在你背后。哈哈，吸引你的注意。	CI-213是一个在████从基金会监管下盗取的Keter级异常。CI-213（在收集的法定文件中）表现为5-10个戴面具的个体，他们会伤害并处死他们认为不正确的持有者，而这通常与其持有者的期望相反。
CI-249（“烘培病毒”）	超级计算机们梦想着假的烘培产品吗？	项目最初产生的描述为“超级计算机梦想的假烘培产品！”。
CI-314（“由辱骂到伤害”）	1+1=2，我只是在打击你的智商而已，渺小的人。	CI-314是数学概念Pi说法的一个异常变体。

附录 SCP-2215-B-1：CI的附属作业员在SCP-2215失而复得期间为获取信息而展示出的反常行为令人担忧。作业员们被安置在一间带有摄像头的公共牢房中，短期内记录到了如下对话。

CI-OP-1（一个四十岁左右的黑人男性）：“很好，目前看来所有事情都在按计划发展。”
CI-OP-2（一个年龄未知的灰发女性）：“还要保持观察，你认为他们会如何看待这个？”
CI-OP-1:“那已经超出了我们目前的控制范围，我们做好自己的部分，接着就当个观众。”
CI-OP-3（一个六十岁左右的秃头男性）：“你认为这样会奏效吗？这个项目就我们来看...困难，那是有的。”
CI-OP-1:“哈，真的很难说，潜在的问题是这出喜剧有什么意义，他们或许会另找一个部门。”
CI-OP-2：当我们去做这件事时便知道了这么做的风险，要专注于整个行动。”
CI-OP-3:“好的，好的，问题在于我们持续的失望，
但我认为这是不可避免的，就如'财团'所希望的那样。”
CI-OP-1:“傻瓜！我们正在被监听！”
CI-OP-3:“噢该死的，我总是忘记，但另一个也太...”
CI-OP-2:“我们同意这个，坚持自己的原则。”
CI-OP-3:“（叹气）好吧，好吧，我是在说我们，混沌分裂者，要用我们一贯的精度去完成任务。”
CI-OP-1:（注视着CI-OP-3）
CI-OP-3:“有时候我真的恨这个工作。”
CI-OP-2:“我们明白，我们也一样，这么做只是为了讲故事。”
CI-OP-1:“为了讲故事。”
CI-OP-3:“然而我衷心希望没有人会抱怨这样的语气。”

原文


Item #: SCP-2215

Object Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All collected instances of SCP-2215 are to be kept in a secure storage compartment at Site-82's low-risk containment wing.

Description: SCP-2215 are a series of 900 x 1125 mm cedar-wood arrow-shaped signs, mounted on simple metal poles, 1.5 meters in length. SCP-2215's anomalous properties manifest when a categorized anomaly contained by the group known as the Chaos Insurgency is vocally mentioned in their vicinity. If this occurs, an instance of SCP-2215 will swivel on its metal pole to face the direction of the SCP-2215 instance that is closest to the aforementioned anomaly. Additionally, a short description of said anomaly will manifest on the su***ce of SCP-2215. The descriptions produced by SCP-2215 are often either inaccurate, cryptically written, grammatically incorrect, nonsensical, or all four. SCP-2215 instances do not manifest their anomalous properties if an anomaly not fitting this description is mentioned in its vicinity- unconstrained anomalies, uncatalogued anomalies or anomalies contained or otherwise in the possession of other organizations or individuals will not activate its effects.

SCP-2215 was retrieved by Mobile Task Force Psi-7 ("Home Improvement") in a raid on a facility believed to be controlled by a Chaos Insurgency affiliated cell. In addition to SCP-2215, MTF Psi-7 retrieved five Safe-class anomalous objects (including SCP-████) as well as capturing three CI-affiliated operatives. Said operatives offered no resistance and were seemingly expecting the arrival of Foundation forces to their location, including placing the anomalous objects in their possession in easily carriable containers. When later questioned, all three operatives replied that their capture by the Foundation was congruent with the goals of their organization. All three used the exact same phrasing when questioned, and all three concluded that the goal of their capture was to "elicit interest", and revealed the purpose of SCP-2215. Further investigation as to the meaning of this phrase and the sudden change in organizational pattern by the Chaos Insurgency is currently in progress.


Attempts to use SCP-2215 in order to retrieve other items held by the Chaos Insurgency have proven ineffectual. SCP-2215's descriptions were found to be of uniformly poor quality, and every new instance of SCP-2215 found was located so distantly from the items they were supposedly close to as to be virtually worthless as means of locating them.

Addendum SCP-2215-A-1: The following table contains notable examples of description produced by SCP-2215 following the mentioning of items believed to be held by the Chaos Insurgency its presence:

CI-held object (Foundation designations)	Description	Note
CI-42 ("Archimedes's Folly")	Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left.	CI-42 is a formless memetic agent believed to be transferable by observing the sun through specific lens.
CI-78 ("Toad in the Hole")	Can't make an omelet without massacring a few billion people. Get to it.	CI-78 is believed to be a rubber frog, whose anomalous properties are limited to endlessly misquoting playwright Samuel Beckett in the voice of noted actor Vincent Price.
CI-91 ("Steelshins")	Row row row your foot gently down the stream. Poorly poorly poorly, kicks are but a dream.	CI-91 manifests as a half-transparent, self-locomoting and extremely aggressive pair of steel legs with prominently muscular shins.
CI-101 ("The Hero")	The soup-can man can do what he can.	CI-101 is self-regenerating humanoid comprised entirely of red pottery shards. CI-101 is non-sapient and have never shown any particular desire to consume soup.
CI-143 ("Prismatic Fool")	My father was a tree, my mother the sea, my brother a limping rooster. Who am I?	CI-143 is believed to have been forcibly neutralized by Global Occult Collation personnel in ████
CI-156 ("A Different Staircase")	I told you about stairs bro. I told you dog.	CI-156 is a near identical variation of SCP-087. Notes found within CI-156 led the Foundation to believe it is a fan creation meant to emulate SCP-087.
CI-198 ("The World's Cage")	You're already inside.	CI-198 is believed to be among the most potent anomalous objects in the possession of the Chaos Insurgency. It is a room-sized metal cage capable of permanently imprisoning any being, force or abstract concept inserted into it. Further information can be found in Document-CI-198/C
CI-213 ("Death to the Pretenders")	Don't look, but they're right behind you. Hah, made you look!	CI-213 is a Keter-class anomaly, stolen from Foundation custody in ████. CI-213 (a collection of legal documents) manifests as a group of 5-10 masked individuals who hunt down and execute those they believe has wronged the holder of CI-213. This is often done against the wishes of the holder of CI-213.
CI-249 ("The Baked Virus")	Do supercomputers dream of fraudulent baked goods?	The original description produced for this item was "does supercomputer dreams of fraudulent bake good!
CI-314 ("Insult to Injury")	1+1=2. I just blew your mind, scrub.	CI-314 is anomalously finite version of the mathematical concept Pi.

Addendum SCP-2215-B-1 In order to gain information concerning the unusual behavior exhibited by the CI-affiliated operatives captured during the retrieval of SCP-2215, said operatives were housed in a communal cell and monitored. The following conversation was recorded briefly after.

CI-OP-1 (a dark-skinned man in his early forties): "Well. Seems like everything went according to plan then."
CI-OP-2 (a grey-haired woman, age indeterminable): "That remains to be seen. How do you think they'll accept it?"
CI-OP-1: "That beyond our control now. We did our part. The rest is up to the audience."
CI-OP-3 (a bald man in his late sixties): "Do you think it will work though? This item of ours seems… problematic. Tonally, that is."
CI-OP-1: "Hrm. Difficult to say, really. The comedic undertones are a potential issue. They might ask for a department change."
CI-OP-2: "We knew the tonal risk when we went about creating this thing. Gotta stick the course now."
CI-OP-3: "Yes, yes. This issue is a constant frustration, but I suppose there's no avoiding it. It is as the Consortium willed it."
CI-OP-1: "Idiot! We are being read right now!"
CI-OP-3: "Oh dammit, I keep forgetting, but the other one is so d-"
CI-OP-2: "We agreed on this. Stick to the code."
CI-OP-3: (sighs) "Fine, fine. I meant that we, the Chaos Insurgency, performed our task with our usual diabolical precision."
CI-OP-1: (stares at CI-OP-3)
CI-OP-3: "I really hate this job sometimes."
CI-OP-2: "We know. So do we. We do it for the narrative."
CI-OP-1: "For the narrative."
CI-OP-3: "…I really hope no one complains about the tone though."

翻下来觉得表格部分比较苦手 感觉里面用了一些梗但是没有查到 求指正什么的 谢谢w

第一次遇到看不太懂原文的狀況QQ

不過有個部分應該是有問題的 "stick the course/code"應該是"專注在原因/維持原則"
CI-OP-2是要-1不要再去想這件scp項目，而是專注在整起行動的原因(stick the course)
之後再次警告-1要遵原則/法則(stick the code)

Palewalker 写道:第一次遇到看不太懂原文的狀況QQ

不過有個部分應該是有問題的 "stick the course/code"應該是"專注在原因/維持原則"
CI-OP-2是要-1不要再去想這件scp項目，而是專注在整起行動的原因(stick the course)
之後再次警告-1要遵原則/法則(stick the code)

这个部分已修改 谢谢指正什么的w